In the past I wrote two cyber covers for well-known songs Orgasmatron (Motorhead/Sepultura) and Enter Sandman (Metallica).

Today I present you the ‘One’ – it’s dedicated to all the AI-ML-NextGen security vendors 🙂

Now, the funny thing is that I originally thought of parodying either Metallica’s ‘One’, or U2’s one (pun intended). But… when I googled ‘One lyrics’ a completely different set of lyrics appeared. Not only they were neither Metallica nor U2, they were also not Ed Sheeran’s to whom they were attributed by Google. And when I read these lyrics I immediately had a cyber version of the song in my head lol. After further googling around I discovered the lyrics are from a song by George Jones & Tammy Wynette – I have no idea who they are, but apparently some old country music (?).

I found this whole experience really fitting as it almost feels like AI was leading me all the way to it…

So here it is…

I don’t know if it fits the music, but at least you get the cyber lyrics now 😉

One

If you want to hear a sales song
I could call you now
If you want to buy the Next-Gen Product
We could sell you one
If you need to catch a cybervillain
We could charge for one
If you want to QA our product
You could be the one

Now, you talk about threat hunting
I only see IOCs
There’re “AI and ML” motifs
We just use the ‘ifs’
If you believe in magic quadrant
We believe in Santa
If you want to QA our product
You could be the one

One and one, I’ve always heard
Defense in-depth
But one and one is only old tech
When that one is AV… meh
If you believe in magic quadrant
We believe in Santa
If you want to QA our product
You could be the one