I recently wrote Cyber version of Orgasmatron. Writing one for Metallica’s Enter Sandman was on my mind for much longer since it’s almost impossible not to think of it when you read the title of this series… So… here it is:
Enter Sandbox
QEMU, VMWare
Don’t forget the Xen
And Sandboxie’s there
Virtual Box, Cuckoo rocks
Parallels’s in stock
Till the Sandbox he comes
Sleep is nopped and faster
Cursor is moving too
Exit: Threads
Enter: Creds
Fakenet snoops
While we patch the stalling loops
Something’s wrong, freeze the guest
Heavy loaded host
And it’s not doing its best
Mining coins, WannaCry
Virus spreads like fire
And the Pafish will bite
Sleep is nopped and faster
Cursor is moving too
Exit: Threads
Enter: Creds
Fakenet snoops
While we patch the stalling loops
Now I call the function Sleep
Time Stamp Counter I will keep
If I delta some of it
Numbers bad? It’s time to quit
Hash the file, and check the strings
And never mind that noise you see
It’s just the fake I, O and C
In your report, for VP
Exit: Threads
Enter: Creds
Calling rand()
Exit: Threads
Enter: Creds
Fakenet snoops
While we patch the stalling loops